KLUK TV will be paralyzed if all their reporters go on strike as threatened! The entire reporting staff has been up-in-arms about their pay structure. When asked for his thoughts about this pending strike, Ronnie P. Silage told Sweet Swine Scoop, "Originally, we felt using Cousin John's cabin one week per year in lieu of a salary was fair enough, but with his new mandate that we work an increasing number of hours per week, we feel we need more compensation. We reporters agree that we should be able to use Cousin John's cabin on Swine Lake a minimum of two weeks per year! It's that or we walk!"
Well, stay tuned! Sweet Swine Scoop will keep you informed!