Split Hoof Tonight's "Billy Gaits & the Broken Windows Band" admit they're actually a lip-sync band!

The Daily Boar has learned Split Hoof Tonight's house band "Billy Gaits and the Broken Windows" admits they were previosly know as "The Lip-Synchers" Swine Song Commune's most successful band, The band that took Sweet Swine County by storm in the mid-1980s "The Lip-Synchers" broke up when lead lip-syncher, Buster Jones (The Big Porker), insisted that fellow bandmates accept his girlfriend (Betty Thompson) into the band. After a much-publicized fight ensued over the choice of lip-synching song titles, The Big Porker left the band in a lippy huff to pursue a solo career in Europe. Differences have been ironed out, and all the original Lip-Synchers, including Betty Thompson, reunited and formed The Billy Gaits and the Broken Windows Band. They did not share with Split Hoof Tonight that they were actually a lip sync act.When the Daily Boar asked host Cousin John for a comment Cousin John was quoted as saying "OH CRAP!

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