It was announced today that Hamhock Hollow's premier business, The Cluck 'n' Pluck, will be offering all 9 citizens of the village of High Horse jobs on its newly created night shift. Currently, Pluck 'n' Cluck's day-shift employees commute through High Horse to their jobs at the Cluck 'n' Pluck. The High Horse town council requests that all day-shift employees use County Bypass Road #13 to skirt around High Horse so the newly hired night-shift employees who live there can get some decent day-time sleep.John Robert Olson (aka Cousin John), is Sweet Swine County's most nefarious ... er ... notorious ... er ... notable entrepreneur. This successful businessman (and eligible bachelor, ladies!), is Chief Editor/Owner of the hugely popular online magazine, Sweet Swine Scoop, as well as the sole owner of The Daily Boar Newspaper, KLUK Television and Radio Station, Sweet Swine's central bank, It Will Be Gone Savings & Loan, along with over 2000 acres of farmland and, of course, the cornerstone of his portfolio, the Pluck 'n' Cluck chicken business.
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