Ronnie Silage files missing persons report for his Flat Land High School classmate Ricky Ray!

 

Ronnie P Silage, well-known Sweet Swine County citizen, has filed a missing persons report with Office Dave!

 

Silage told Sweet Swine Scoop "I ran into a high school classmate at Hoggers Bar & Grill in the town of Swine Lake. We shared a couple beers, talked about women, you know, the regular stuff. Well, he said he would see me tomorrow and I never saw him again, HE'S MISSING!"

 

Sweet Swine Scoop has acquired the surveillance tape from the bar that shows Ronnie Silage and Ricky Ray in action!