The Daily Boar Newspaper (Headlines)

8/10/10

Sergio Ferleone bio now on paperback!

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KLUK TV management wants to know Ronnie, why almost?

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Did fortune teller Mystic Ray really meet Cousin John at a chicken plucker convention!

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Viewers want to know is Charles Cornralt, Charles Kuralt reincarnated?

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Is KLUK TV hit music show ever going to be syndicated?

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Judge Justice finds all of Sweet Swine County in contempt!

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New York and New Pork in Sweet Swine County are the same to me, says barmaid Destiny Disaster!

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KLUK TV enters the late night wars!

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Dr Guss admits he got his doctorate at Purdoo University (PU)

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Remember they are REAL housewives!

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Is Imma Looker is a secret shopper for Clem's Feed Store?

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Rumors persist the ladies are NOT listening!

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Why is this morning show #1 in Sweet Swine County?

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Nicole Hilton shares: Prairie Ann, Paris Richie best dressed in Sweet Swine! Have you seen me?

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Will slick attorneys from Alabama cut into Lawyer Ed's monopoly in Sweet Swine County?

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Interior designer Dougie D finds driving a racecar relaxing!

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Waitress/Author Nosy Nora knows a good story when she overhears it!

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Reverend/Prosecuting Attorney Kent Kingley (Bill) makes plans to record a rap album!

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If you like to binge-watch TV check out this reality/soap opera!

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Cooking It Up with Betty host refuses to use KLUK TV reporters!

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There is a NEW plow in town, Elmer Plow

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Earl Silo Admits, "I've Never Traveled Outside of Sweet Swine County!"

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Lawyer Ed tells all, some would say to much in his autobiogrphy!

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Ms. Judith Van Derswine shakes things up on The Women of Sweet Swine County

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Farm Safety Expert Elmer Plow's dream comes true!

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Reporter, talk show host, author, Praire Ann! But is she more then the catchphrase Giddy-Up?!

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Because a large number of Sweet Swine citizens looking for a way out, bus company expands services!

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Betty Plow (Cousin John stalker)reluctantly admits to be Elmer Plows little sister!

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A lawsuit looms when a pig is tripped by Sweet Swine County citizen Ronnie P Silage!

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Is Bonnie Silage, Ronnie P Silage little sister planing to write her own poetry book?

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2016 presidential candidate says if Prairie Ann runs in 2020 he will to!

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Farmhand/ladiesman Ricky Ray tries to teach Ronnie Silage how to impress women!

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Corn Cob Hall of Fame admits Corn Cob Elvis looks more like Slim Whitman then Elvis!

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Private Eye Johnny Happening shares how he became Johnny Happening!

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Lip-sync event in jeopardy when it's revealed come performers are singing NOT lip syncing!

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Plans Being Made for "Eggstock": A Music and Exotic Chicken Festival

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Miffed Owner of "Clem's Feed Store" Refuses to Allow In-Store Sales of Popular Magazine!

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Pig Alley Mystery Tour plans to visit all the pig farms in Sweet Swine County

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Eager Citizen-Wannabees Arriving Daily to Take Up Residence at New "Swine Song Commune"

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PU Poet Laureate Ronnie P Silage throws his hat in the ring as the Hasty Boar Party candidate!!

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Talk on the street is Vladimir is not with the KGB but is a used car salesman!

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This autobiography tells the story about a man who has never been out of the county, Earl Silo

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Ronnie P. Discovers He Is Related To Ernest T Bass from Mayberry!

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Original Andy Warhog Paint-o-graphs Donated to Sweet Swine County Museum!

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Cousin John's monologue deemed inappropriate by the Sweet Swine County Legion of Decency

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Circulation Manager for the Daily Boar newspaper FIRED!

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Wandering Tabernacle Choir" to Begin 2011 One-Night Holiday Caroling Tour

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Local Bank Plans Relocation to the Town of High Horse!

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Senator Takeitall takes a wrong turn!

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Barmaid turned author promotes her book on The Cocklebur Morning Show

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Sweet Swine County's "Legion of Decency Board" Holds an Emergency Meeting

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Pluck 'n' Cluck Adds Night Shift!

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Officer Dave Lives by the Code of His Hero, Barney Fife

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Purrdoo University Improves Historic Aunt Ella Hall

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Dead Aunt Ella’s Obituary Published

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Finally everything you wanted to know about the towns of Sweet Swine County!

Here you can learn about the towns located in our county! With a population of 163 Sweet Swine County continues to grow mostly because of the hippies moving into the commune!

Two Legion of Decency "Bored" Members Asked to Resign

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Is Swine Tails Publications good for Sweet Swine County?

There’s a New Plow in Town

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Artist Andy Warhog Completes Mural for Swine Song Commune!

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Sweet Swine County Parade breaking all attendance records!

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Officer Dave admits to video taping every move Mrs. Swanson (former CIA agent) makes!

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Concerned Sweet Swine County Citizens Form "Legion of Decency"

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KLUK TV owner Cousin John overheard saying: "Contract, what contract?"

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Billy Gaits and the Broken Windows Band speak out!

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Bobby Ray talks about the Old "Flat Land Express" 3-D Tour Bus being junked on the Cocklebur Mor

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Local radio station sells their first ad in their 50 year history!

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Mrs. Swanson gets inspiration from a woman named Aunt Bee

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Is this Cousin John, NO it's his brother Daniel Beauregard Lee!

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Purrdoo University (PU) celebrates 10 years of hire learnin!

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Stanley Crockett - Dog Whisperer makes plans to open pig sancuary!

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Sweet Swine citizens are asking is that really news to us?

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Paris Richie's plan to challenge Prairie Ann as best dressed in Sweet Swine County!

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The Smoking Swine makes plans to sell secondhand cigar smoke!

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Is CIA Agent Gabriel really going to become a Sweet Swine County sheriff!

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Learn why this is the only known picture of switchboard operater Wilma!

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Johnny Happening asked to walk on the sidewalk NOT the street!

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Membership drive to be held at Clem's Feed Store! Applicants must appear in person, no hats please!

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Cousin John has another brother named Boris, this one is from Russia, really!

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Is Earl really stepping out of the county or just reporting in for his basement!

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Is Claudine really trying to talk Ronnie P Silage into running for president?

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Learn who couldn't get out of jury duty for the trial of Elmer Plow!

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How close can host Al get on this new KLUK TV show?

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Local delivery service admit NO delievers have been made since 1977!

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Is Little John secretly making plans to overthrow his father's empire!

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The popular bar only opens when local high school team wins, they have been open three times!

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"Professional Mourners" Available for Hire!

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Author/Waitress Nosey Norma spares no puches in this tel-all book!

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Aunt Minnie Seeks Professional Help From Psychiatrist, Dr. Cornel

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Sweet Swine County's reigning Tomato Queen admits she don't like tomatos!

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2016 presidential candidate says I'll run in 2020 because I already have the signs!

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How Bobby Ray prepares for a upcoming episode of The Cocklebur Morning Show!

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Author Clarice Plow Johnsen is sure to get sued with this page-turner!

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Cousin John Becomes "Publisher and Chief Editor" of Sweet Swine Scoop!

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2016 presidential candidate says if he doesn't run in 2020 who represent those with a comb over?

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Willow Brooks Forms the Artsy-Fartsy "Swine Song Commune"

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Learn how far one man can fall, now available in paperback!

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KLUK TV Premieres New Reality Soap Opera, "As The Corn Grows"

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Lenny Leftover field reporter for the "What's Cooking" team admits he would rather eat at home!

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Prairie Ann and Giddy-Up Boutique Ladies Model Designer Tee-Shirts on The Cocklebur Morning Show

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Lefse is our life states The Real Housewives of Sweet Swine County!

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The Cocklebur Morning Show Host Bobby Ray Wows Crowd at Purrdoo University

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Beware of Falling Bricks at Flat Land High School

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Meter Maid fines Betty Thompson while on her TV show!

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Will the Temporary Home Serving as the Sweet Swine County Museum Become Permanent?

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When Barbara Walters turns down hosting KLUK TV's That's News to Us Barbara Waters is selected!

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Who will get the youth vote for Mayor of Split Hoof?

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Talk show host Prairie Ann Smacovich becomes the Gullible Gilt Party nominee for President!

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The Other "Great One"--Cousin John--Believes He Channels Spirit of Ralph Kramden

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The music video for 'Sanity Said Goodbye to Sweet Swine County,' on Split Hoof Tonight

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5-City Sweet Swine County Tour Announced by Belly-Dancing Troupe, "The Navel Academy"

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Has Giiddy-Up sales clerk fallen for Private Eye Johnny Happening?

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Part-Time Sales Clerk Causes "Lady GaGa Frenzy" at Local Store!

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Fairies Seen Flitting Around Swine Song Commune

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Hit TV Show "Split Hoof Tonight" Now Being Filmed in Cousin John's Cabin!

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The Women of Sweet Swine County Take a Road Trip

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Controversy over Sweet Swine County Sign!

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KLUK TV owner Cousin John reveals who will be the new hosts for the Cocklebur Morning Show!

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BREAKING NEWS: Is Daisy May Expecting????

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Possible conflict resolved in the green room at KLUK TV Studios!

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Garrett Dawson takes over leadership of Swine Song Commune!

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Lawyer Ed's Secret Video Tapes!

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Sweet Swine County’s Institute of Hire Learnin' Adds Additional Classroom Trailer on Campus

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Lawyer Ed accepts the nomination as the Comb-Over Party candidate for president!

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Ronnie Silage files missing persons report for his Flat Land High School classmate Ricky Ray!

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The first episode of KLUK TV's newest show, Wheel of Travel, BOMBS!

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Western Cowboy Singer and Yodeler, Lonesome Ron, Buys Cabin in Exchange for Guitar Lessons

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Swine Tails Publications has signed a four book deal with Nosey Norma

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Nosey Norma learns KLUK TV may be making plans for a new talk show called "Between Two Hams"

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Love Blooms in Sweet Swine County

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What's happening backstage at the Commune and who are these people?

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Is Daisy May (Pairie Ann's sister) planning to take more then Pairie Ann's boyfriend?

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Has Cousin John popped the question!

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Poet/Farmhand Ronnie P Silage couldn't leave well enough alone!

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Talk on the street is Nosy Norma gets all her stories while waitressing at Edies Cafe!

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Bank Teller Mary Ann Chapel considering a job change!

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Mrs. Swanson states adamantiy "If you want a salad, hit the door!"

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Chef Randy strongly recommends you order the hash browns!

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Does State Safety Inspector Daphne O'Malley find Elmer Plow safety standard a bit lacking!

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Bobby Ray is looking for someone to travel with him on his adventures!

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Local tourist attraction announces their most successful month with 7 people taking the tour!

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Is Inga Olson (creative force of Lars & Inga Signs) planning a new line of OPEN signs!

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KLUK TV hire three sassy ladies to host new talk show!

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Has Author/Waitress Nosey Norma gone soft with this romantic tale?

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Viewers want to know, why Tuesday Afternoon!

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The Plow Family reunites during the trial of Elmer Plow!

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KLUK TV's cooking show really cooks!

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Yes I lost last time, but this time I have presidental candidate on my resume! Vote Silo in 2020!

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Cassidy Davis shares how her singer-songwriter career evoled into KLUK TV morning show host!

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Author/Waitress Nosey Norma shares the deep secrets of our beloved farm safety expert!

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Sergio Ferleone Named New Program Director at KLUK TV!

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Has Author/ Waitress Nosey Norma gone to far!

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Sweet Swine County Farm Safety Expert Elmer Plow Innocent of Starting Fire at Late Aunt Ella's Farm

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Poet/Farmhand Ronnie P Silage first book featuring both of his poems!

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Carolyn the Librarian resign from the library to help heartthrob/farmhand Rick Ray do his chores!

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Television personality Paris Richie's guide to geting out of a relationship!

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Does Willy Odum the pink flamingo salesman moonlight as the winking bandit?

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Author/ Waitress Nosey Norma spills the beans on Cousin John!

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State-of-the-Art Beauty Salon opens at KLUK TV Studios

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Author/ Waitress Nosey Norma shares what she has overheard about Mrs. Swanson!

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PU student Ben In Class hasn't!

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Earl Silo makes video tapes available for his mayoral fundraiser.

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Mayra Bittersweet admits sometimes she is more bitter then sweet!

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Cousin John's pool boy Stone Fox lands anchor job for KLUK's That's News to Us!

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No one is safe in this tell-all book by Cassadee Davis!

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After meeting with Miss Minnie psychiatrist Dr Cornel desides to paint houses of a living!

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The Giddy-Up Boutique Opens Second Location

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Renowned life coach Elmer Plow releases his first book!

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Abby Appetite reporter for "What's Cooking" team to replace Stone Fox as That's News to Us anchor

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Exciting footage of Cousin John's bachelor party and Miss Minnie's bridal shower caught on tape!!

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Pairie Ann's promotes her motivational book on The Cocklebur Morning Show!

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Caught on tape Ronnie Silage and Harriet the hairdresser, has Ronnie met his match?

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This popular Sweet Swine club is making plans to add some color to their outfits!

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Cocklebur Morning host Sally Sue shares she prefers guest from outside Sweet Swine!

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Tara Page resents that people think she is a young version of Carol Burnett Show's Mrs Wiggins!

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Megastar Garrett Dawson Seen Shopping At Giddy-Up Boutique

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Author/reporter Clarice Plow promotes her books on The Cocklebur Morning Show!

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Lola Leftover shares info about the success of the Sweet Swine Museum on The Women of Sweet Swine C

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Are Wedding Bells Soon Ringing for Cousin John & Aunt Minnie?

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KLUK TV Ads "The Women of Sweet Swine County" to Fall Line-Up

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Cousin John featured guest on The Cocklebur Morning Show

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Is Judith Van Derswine second cousin to William F Buckley?

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Will the Lefse Ladies get their own TV show?

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What's happening backstage at the Commune and who are these people?

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The Tomato Queen Appears on The Women of Sweet Swine County

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Services Packed for Aunt Ella's Funeral!

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Awful Fight at The Annual Aunt Ella Memorial Picnic

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Rare Promotional Video Dicovered in Sweet Swine County Outhouse Library

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"Cookin it up with Betty" Moves to the Second Floor of KLUK TV Studios!

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Earl Silo steps out of his comfort zone to run for president as the Cautious Chicken candidate!!

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Earl Silo from "Earl Steps Out" visits the The Picky Bros. in the town of Horse Fly!

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Giddy-Up Art Car Wins Prestigious "Cluck Award'' at the Annual "Eggstock Festival"

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The Women of Sweet Swine County Co-Host Shocks Viewers by Saying, "Sweet Swine County Has No Class!

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Elmer Plow Moves his Chair to the Lobby of KLUK TV Studios

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