
Sweet Swine County has become a popular destination point for visitors from all over the world! Below you can learn about the towns located in our county!

With a population of 163 Sweet Swine County continues to grow mostly because of the hippies moving into the commune!


Located in the center of Sweet Swine County, Swine Lake was the home of Aunt Ella, Sweet Swine County's most famous citizen. When in town be sure to take in Aunt Ella’s 3-D Farm Tour! Swine Lake businesses include Mrs. Swanson’s Sweet & Eats and The Daily Boar Newspaper.


Nestled along the bluffs on the west side of the county, Cow Pie Ridge is the home of the "Corn Cob Hall of Fame." Over 38,952 corn cobs are on display there. Many have been fashioned out of wood and other objects, then painted by Sweet Swine County jail inmates to look like corn cobs. The inmates receive compensation for their work and use their earnings to purchase more corn cobs so they can keep painting them to make more money--a well-thought-out process by the warden. The Corn Cob Hall of Fame is the happy beneficiary of this rehabilitative work!

Located on the eastern border of Sweet Swine County, Hamhock Hollow is the smallest town in the county. All nine citizens work for the Cluck 'n' Pluck business there, on the night shift. During daytime hours, citizens kindly requests travelers and visitors to use County Bypass Road #13 to skirt the town so they can get some sleep.

Located on the southern side of Sweet Swine County, New Pork is the largest town in the county. With a population of 121, New Pork holds the famous Annual Running of the Pigs Weekend, and is the home of the infamous interior designer, Dougie Dougan. New Pork businesses includes the famous Edie’s Café.
The community of Horse Fly was reticent to be included in this roster because they believe they are always mentioned last, behind descriptions of the larger Sweet Swine County towns. We're listing them last anyway because Horse Fly has a population of only eight. They deserve a mention, though.
Is it true that there is a new book by a Sweet Swine County author being published called "50 Grades of Hay"?
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