9/4/10

Featured segment host for "The Cocklebur Morning Show" entitled, "Cookin' It Up with Betty," asked to take a vacation!

KLUK TV announced today that Betty Thompson will be taking a short vacation. Photos of Miss Thompson, taken during the filming of her featured segment for "The Cocklebur Morning Show" entitled, "Cookin' It Up with Betty," were recently acquired secretly by the press. Those photos have created quite a stir. When finally reached for comment, Cousin John, KLUK TV's owner and Executive Producer said, "We have strongly suggested that Betty go away for a while and get things under better control." Cousin John intimated that Betty would be returning in about six weeks, but would not elaborate further. Betty's fans have been sending letters of support to the Fan Mail Dept. at KLUK. It seems that many are rooting for Betty's "rest and recuperation," and for her to learn how to drink more diet pop as opposed to other red, white or caramel-colored liquids.

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